Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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