matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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