So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
The air taste purple.
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