Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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