Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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