You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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