Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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