Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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