I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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