I cockslap morals
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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