the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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