Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
you inspire me to be a worse person
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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