their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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