Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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