His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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