There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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