Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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