New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Randomize
