Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
We're not piercing ourselves today.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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