i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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