I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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