I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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