Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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