I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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