Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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