i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
jump out the window naked night went bad
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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