You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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