I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Its about making memories worth repressing
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I want a musical about memes.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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