I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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