i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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