Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Randomize