no, he came in my armpit
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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