she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Randomize