So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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