I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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