im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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