So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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