Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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