Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
You can't motorboat a personality
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
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