This is the prime rib incident all over again
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
