Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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