Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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