I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Randomize
