you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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