I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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