Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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