I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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