this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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