i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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