school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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