he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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