so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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