I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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